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PART I: [link]
PART II: [link]
PART III: you are here
PART IV: [link]
PART V: [link]
PART VI: [link]

This is a first comic from a series of my and =tanathe's experience from the dA HQ

Today's topic: the reporting system
The most repeating complaints, suggestions and questions we gathered from the community and that we later presented to the dA's $taff were connected with the dA's content and the reporting system.


If you are curious what are the answerst to questions like:
:bulletgreen:"Why is it taking so long for my reports to be reviewed?",
:bulletgreen:"Why won't you take volunteers to help you with all the reports?" or
:bulletgreen: "Why deleted content is still possible to view if you have a direct link?"
and would like to read more about the subject, please, visit =tanathe's newest journal: [link]


So guys! For reading the comic all of you get a lollipop. :iconswirlylollipopplz:
For reading the comic AND whole journal you'll get a lollipop AND a cookie!
:iconyukkabelle01plz::iconyukkabelle02plz:
:iconyukkabelle03plz::iconyukkabelle04plz:

ALL dA's policies: [link]

Guest-Starring: $damphyr a.k.a. "A lovely person with the suckiest job ever" :icondamphyr:
Other people with the same sucky job but not featured in the comic:
$realitysquared
$y2jenn
$ArtisticAunJuli
$chix0r

Oh and btw I didn't draw any of those pen0rs , =tanathe did. I'm way too noble and gentle creature to draw such a hideous things :iconsobeautifulplz:
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:iconenderscout:
ENDERSCOUT Featured By Owner Edited Jul 15, 2016  Student
me:CAN I GO PUKE? By the way hum... I need an adult... I will take 18 cookie 100 lollipop no all of theme ... if you want to see me I am crying in the garbage ... with Damphyr ...OFF Napstablook Icon (F2U) Crying Mako Llama Emoji-65 (Blood Tears...) [V3] 
Damphyr: BAN ! BAN ! BAN ! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!Firelite-photo :kiwf: playing with fire Fire H-Bomb Orgasm Fired Up Foxy Can't Cook (Chat Icon)i must go now, my people need me Llama Emoji-65 (Blood Tears...) [V3] 

me: By the way were is DA?Miuna Crying Icon Cry forever Llama Emoji-65 (Blood Tears...) [V3] 
DA: Gangster fella (Actions) ALL HAIL THE LLAMA GODSniped 
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oOYellow-DancerOo Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2016  Student Filmographer
OHHHHHHHH HOLLY SH** Sonics BOOBZ:iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: :iconwhatdidijustplz: 
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:iconluckynoble:
LuckyNoble Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
"Do you want to see m spit?"

-jumps into the hole of hell-
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:iconiwillavengeyou:
IWillAvengeYou Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
This....
Is swag.
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:icontempestofazure:
tempestofazure Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...well at least I get a cookie...goodness
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:iconcannidae:
Cannidae Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL XD
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:iconbonessel:
bonessel Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
found you
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:iconcannidae:
Cannidae Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD.

/predents that didn't have a heartattack

Hello OwO'
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:iconbonessel:
bonessel Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hIYA THERE
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:iconraenafyn:
Raenafyn Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THERE IS NO GOD! Best reaction ever omg! XD My god, looking at all the art reports must be both hilarious and horrifying!
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:iconcanttel:
canttel Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL OMG WHAT DID I JUST SEE XD
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:iconpaperanomaly:
PaperAnomaly Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
BAN
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:iconblackshadow6202:
BlackShadow6202 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
X'D Oh gosh, I'm laughing so hard right now....
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:iconhypertiz:
HYPERTiZ Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
^ This "X'D Oh gosh, I'm laughing so hard right now...."

LMAO @ -> Comic
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:iconsangildas:
sanGildas Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

meta-dA art with tons of sense of humor

and quite true reflects dA issues, in my short experience in here
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:iconmrblack091:
MrBlack091 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1]  This face... explains everything.
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:iconwondlalovin:
Wondlalovin Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BAN.
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:iconcreepypastalover461:
Creepypastalover461 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:fear:
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:iconcelia94:
Celia94 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Admins don't care a fuck about what we say, I made a  denounce a few days ago reporting both images and journals from an homophobe a they just told me about on journal. They didn't care about all the examples I gave them.
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:iconmajorvoltage:
MajorVoltage Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
"do you want to see me spit?" OMFG XD
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:iconwolfdog554411:
Wolfdog554411 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist
--_--
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:iconfierying:
Fierying Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
poor... admins... :c...
i feel bad now... abit :c (because im not against them or anything o3o)
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:iconforbldden-void:
FORBlDDEN-VOID Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
That explained so much to me. .3. I feel so bad for that guy. (Quite honestly, I would do that job for a living. Nothing of that disturbed me for some reason, ever. :D yet I'd never do it <3) I think they need more people sorting it out instead of just one, it'd cut back on the hours.
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:iconquoth143:
Quoth143 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
: fear:

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:iconmrblack091:
MrBlack091 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
WTF...;A; my eyes...they're burning...;A;
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:iconanimatedastronaut:
animatedastronaut Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Poor, poor dA mods....
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:icondarkraitheruler:
darkraitheruler Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student Artist
there are no god........:iconeyebleedplz:
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:iconxx3chibibunny:
Xx3chibibunny Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My eyes hurt. ;-;
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AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Thunder Buddies by Mark Wahlberg
When you hear the Sound of Thunder dont you get to Scared,
Just grab you Thunder Buddy and say this magic Words
Fuck you Thunder, you can suck my Dick, you cant get me
Thunder cause you just gods Farts
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AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
FUCK
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:iconaccountclosing:
AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
FUCKING FUCKS
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:iconaccountclosing:
AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
FUCK THIS SHIT
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:iconaccountclosing:
AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
FUCK YOU DEVIANTART
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:iconaccountclosing:
AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
FUCKING THIS SHIT
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:iconaccountclosing:
AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
FUCKING FUCKS THIS SHITS.
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:iconaccountclosing:
AccountClosing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
"That's it mom, I'm moving out!"
"Me too!... Love you mom!"

The greatest thing ever just happened to me
You see!
Take that, mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do
HA!
First I'll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug,
Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...
"Only eat one!"
FUCK THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack

No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if I feel like it,
I will crap on the rug!
No more mommy!
No more dad!
Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had!
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast
'Cause I don't give a fuck
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!

My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say
So I yell
Fuck
Shit
And darn everyday
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do
So I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn
Instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks
They won't let me watch Bambi
What a bunch of dicks!

No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug!
No more mommy!
No more dad!
Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had!
I'm eatin' shards of glass
'Cause I don't give a fuck
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!

No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheeck
Ne one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm about to die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers

"Hey mom?"
"Hi son!"
"Do you think I could move back in?"
"Fuck no!"

Biiiiip....
Send "Parents Suck" Ringtone to your Cell
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:iconevasion24:
Evasion24 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
SHIT FUCK DARN BADASS FUCK SHIT DARN BADASS FUCK SHIT DARN BADASS
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:iconfranceslane:
FrancesLane Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
What are you, 12? Calm down, kiddo.
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:iconevasion24:
Evasion24 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Goodbye Deviantart.
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:iconakreon:
akreon Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Fascinating. Tourette's syndrome in a written form.
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:iconrenkindle:
Renkindle Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
^ That comment is brilliant.
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:iconhypertiz:
HYPERTiZ Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
^ This 100% lol.
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:iconbinarystep:
binarystep Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconthylacine333:
Thylacine333 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
I literally lol'ed at that. :lol:
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:iconevasion24:
Evasion24 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Smoke Weed on Deviantart.
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:iconevasion24:
Evasion24 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
FUCK YOU DEVIANTART THAT'S IT DAMPHYR IM MOVING OUT!

FUCK YOU :icondamphyr:!
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:iconevasion24:
Evasion24 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
FUCK THAT GANGSTER FUCKING SHIT DICK ASSHOLE
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:iconevasion24:
Evasion24 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
YOU FUCKING NUTS
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:iconjinxedkismets:
JinxedKismets Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder what this guy was smoking
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:iconspoems:
spoems Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013   Writer
:lol:
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